I'm pregnant, and want to send my Mom "grandma" flowers with a funny card. Need someone "rap" literate, help!

I thought it would be hilarious to send her a card that is in "rap" speak. Can you come up with a short, hilarious rap announcement letting her know that she will have her 13th grandchild in March? Please make sure it is something a 60 year-old can understand. Thanks in advance for your help!
I'm pregnant, and want to send my Mom "grandma" flowers with a funny card. Need someone "rap" literate, help!
If you want someone "rap literate", you'll need to find someone with no talent and a low IQ. That's the best information you'll get.
Reply:Jules68, by picking this one as best answer, you have condemned yourself along with me. Don't think you are exempt, because you were the one who desired the rap in the first place, remember? So if I'm an idiot, so are you! Tee hee. Report It
Reply:Okay, how about this:



"Yo, old beeatch,

another kid's about to hatch,

it's gettin' f*ckin' obscene,

'cause we're gonna hit thirteen,

now just before you give a sigh,

or roll those bloodshot eyes,

let me tell ya now whore,

I'm gonna have thirteen more."



Hope that will suffice. ;-)





Addendum for Jules:

"You asked us to rap,

and all rap is crap,

its filthy and crude,

and rude I do good,

so if you don't dig it,

well piss off and frig it,

grandma's gonna miss out,

n' you need to chill out!"
Reply:Jules. All I can say is, I'm glad my mother wasn't a wannabe rapper.



Oliver T/Vanilla Ice: Is there no end to your nerdiness?! LOL!
Reply:^^ LMAO
Reply:Tell her give you a hug if she is into getting rubbed. Then tell her its her birthday then tell her you don't give a f*** its her birthday.

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