Wednesday, February 15, 2012

I slept with your sister last night.....should I send her flowers?

sent your sister some after i shagged her



its the right thing to do
I slept with your sister last night.....should I send her flowers?
no send me money moron
Reply:it was a one night stand, no need for flowers unless you actually like the girl.
Reply:So thats why she wanted me to go with her to the courthouse today. She filed charges on you.....Assault with a dead weapon, with intent to thrill
Reply:i dont have a sister..



oh, wait yeah i do
Reply:yeah and me too...
Reply:Only if you send me some, too!
Reply:Are you going to send my wife flowers too?
Reply:try diamonds she'd feel less trashy about it
Reply:I'm sleeping with your Mother tonight; let's just call it even...
Reply:Oooops... Guess what? I just found out my sister is my brother.

Sorry to be the one to break it to ya. Hope you had a good time anyway.
Reply:Oh, my sister would love flowers! Leave them on her doorstep. I, on the other hand, wouldn't like the flowers. Just take me out to breakfast once we wake up!
Reply:thanks for the point =)
Reply:nah man flowers is straight shizzle send me cake HOMES
Reply:Yes
Reply:no... I should send YOU flowers.
Reply:i dont have a sister!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Reply:depends, did you use a condomn or not?
Reply:Who are you to me? My friend, my boyfriend, my brother? Clarify? If you are my friend and you plan on seeing her again and me not killing you, you should send flowers. If you are my boyfriend, both you and my sister will get flowers...at the cemetary (j/k) You really should disappear for a little while though, just in case....My brother, well that would just be wrong...cuz that would be your sister too......
Reply:Nah dude, don't waste your money, she moved on to the next guy this morning.
Reply:and what is the purpose of the flowers? If you are trying to get to know her, you did everything in the wrong order lol
Reply:I was wondering the same thing but the only difference is, i had a 3sim with your mother and aunty.
Reply:you could but why when you could just come back the next night. i think she would like that more then flowers.

but im just saying what i would want.
Reply:ha ha only if she was good in the sack, otherwise hell no don't talk to that ho again!
Reply:sure send her flowers
Reply:You are late moron,I had sent flowers to your sister yesterday morning.lol
Reply:i don't have a sister, but i do have a brother...hahaha
Reply:It depends ,was it my fat one or my crack hoe one ?
Reply:I got this to answer : YOU ARE A FREAKIN DUMBASS.
Reply:flowers... do you intend seeing this girl again?

Start with a phone call

If she is interested then maybe flowers



and no you didn't sleep with my sister last night
Reply:Hmm no she doesnt deserve anything. Besides she was most likely dissapointing im sorry. I hope you did it when her husband wasnt around other wise that would have gotten ugly.

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