Wednesday, February 15, 2012

I want to send a bunch of flowers to God . What is her or his permanent address?

Should I throw them into air?

OR

Should I send them to Greece, the abode of thousands of Gods



OR SHOULD I SEND THEM TO MY LOVER
I want to send a bunch of flowers to God . What is her or his permanent address?
YOUR LOVER!!
Reply:come for prayers in my house. I know God personally
Reply:God of the Universe

c/o Jesus Christ

everywhere, at once.

no zip required
Reply:on your needs, in prayer

let the incense of your sacrifice be a sweet aroma to God.
Reply:i think god moved a while ago, i'm not sure where he/she/it lives now?
Reply:God c/o Jesus

22561 Garfield Ave,

Terre Haute, IN 47804
Reply:The traditional way is to burn things. God likes the smell of burning things. If it's an animal you're burning, so much the better.
Reply:Give them to someone who doesn't have any. Homeless person, widow...."whatever you have done unto the least of these you have done unto me".
Reply:no... just smoke a blunt and wake up in some flowers he`ll understand
Reply:Jesus said, "If you give a cup of water to the least important, you have given it to me." Mother Teresa has based her life on this and testifies that when she holds a dying beggar and bathes his wounds, she is holding her Lord and God.
Reply:Give them to somebody, and God will be pleased with you. God knows every one of your intentions. Thank Him for allowing you to love and for being guided by His will! He doesn't need flowers from you to know that you love Him, just as you should not need reassurance that He will always love you, for as long as you want to be with Him.
Reply:don't be silly. just don't buy flowers at all and tell god you got his some
Reply:Hosea 6:6 states that "God does not want sacrifices, but your love" (KJV) paraphrased for simplicity
Reply:He MADE them, so why should He want you to send them back to Him?! He has better in Heaven, anyway! ! ! LOL! ! !
Reply:address: heaven -%26gt; out of this universe. good luck
Reply:Save your money. He won't get them.
Reply:Well, it sounds like you're just some kind of crazy. But in the mean time, if you're talking about the God of the Bible, he already owns all the flowers, and everything in creation. It's a nice gesture, but I'm sure it's the equivalent of you digging up your mom's flower bed and giving her some of her own flowers from her garden. Just enjoy creation and see God in His creation. Hope that helps and God bless.

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