Did you just send me flowers?

ps- again a crazy answer question! have fun!
Did you just send me flowers?
Why yes, I did. Well, I didn't really. I saw you walking on the street and you had a tear in your eye. I felt really bad; so I asked your local grocer who you were and how I could reach you. He sd that you were a nice person who lived down the street and that he would be happy to send you a beautiful bouquet to cheer you up. So. I just kinda got the ball rolling; but he really did it. Ps. I think he likes you %26amp; he's cute too!! : )
Reply:Yes.

Will you go out with me?
Reply:were they pink carnations and said luv ya man ,from the lovely mwa?they were,good ... yep, that'd be from me
Reply:no that was from my cousin,he has a HUGE crush on you
Reply:heck no
Reply:Yes.Why:Because your my love
Reply:yes, but i didnt mean to. I was walking my dog, who stopped to take a poo, so i called a friend and told him to look up the "flight of the conchords" on youtube. He did and loved them as much as I love pie. So i continued to walk on my hands with my dog and ran into mt everest, where burt reynolds was talking on his banana. I told him to order a pizza for me and charge it to my lawn. when he asked me if i wanted duck on it, i clicked yes and it sent flowers to you. my bad.

p.s. would you pay me for them? somehow i got charged
Reply:no
Reply:yes, i took the tag out because i was afraid of rejection, my true love ?
Reply:Yes, I did... My favorite thing to do to gorgeous creatures like you.
Reply:yes should have gotten there at 2 today



lol
Reply:oh good, you got them!
Reply:Omg yes i did barbie and guess who sent them?!?!!?



KEN



YAY for ken *cough*

son
Reply:no, that wasn't me
Reply:Yes



a rose for you

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and another...



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Reply:In fact I did send you flowers.

Thats because I knew you were allergic to them.

I wanted you to break out in hives, and to start weezing.



But, i failed.



Instead I ended up getting flowers I was allergic to, and damn you-

you sent them back to me.
Reply:Yes!

My love =]
Reply:those aren't flowers, they're time bombs



bye bye
Reply:Yes and the attached note explains why.
Reply:i won't send you flowers any more
Reply:are you the one who's husband caught us?
Reply:Yes, And The Bill To Follow....lol
Reply:Of course i did!!!! who wouldn't send you flowers....



Lol
Reply:Haha Yes. :]
Reply:I did I hope you like them.
Reply:nope not this time
Reply:no, it was'nt me.
horns